Anonymous asked: You thought the blue-haired lady was attracrtive before she did that thing that ruined your life.

That was the first time I saw her.

Can’t find someone attractive (or should I say attracrtive) if I’ve never seen the person. Didn’t know she existed. Never believed in that fairy tale afterlife stuff. Not even when I was a kid. Perfectly content thinking they burn the body or stuff it in a box to rot neatly underground. Gives closure. An afterlife? The first one’s bad enough. Why ask for another one?

Oh, the irony.